[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “THERE SHOULD’VE BEEN A SIGN.”
Bottom Text: “I AM 100% SURE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE READ IT ANYWAY”]
Look. I know the drill. We print up a sign, post it around the store, and then y’all blow past it like it’s the Indy 500. Besides, not everything is rocket science around here. Some things should not have to be described in a step-by-step fashion.
Plus, do you know how expensive ink is? We can’t be wasting that stuff on a sign that says “Please do not break something and then hide it behind something else two aisles over.” We assume that you just know basic social rules. Frankly, we are usually assuming incorrectly.